Want to win an AwkAWARD?

Want to win an AwkAWARD?

Welcome to Momentus! In addition to our upcoming events with Emily Swallow, Rob Benedict and Sam Smith and MORE big announcements coming very soon, we wanted to help you make the most of the moments you have and enjoy yourself at least 8% more each week with a series of weekly articles. By the end of this series, you should be at least 416% happier! (Apologies. We were told there would be no math on this test.)
 
So, let’s start here: Embrace your weird, as our friend Felicia Day likes to say; take a moment to revel in your own awkwardness. We should honestly get an award for the number of times we’ve made things REALLY awkward, like uncontrolled-gas-in-public awkward. So, if you’ve been wanting to join a Momentus Nextperience or want to join in on a future event but maybe feel like you’ll be the embarrassing one at the party, YOU ARE SO WRONG.
 
Below are five AwkAWARDs you could earn during our Nextperiences. Collect them all!
 

The Forgetterer

Forget someone’s name or your own? You win! We all have little moments when our neurons feel like NEWrons and we can hardly remember someone's name, any details or even to breathe. But don't worry. We get it, Forgetterer.

 


The Oversharerer

 "Did you know that __INSERT EVERY INTIMATE, PERSONAL DETAIL EVER__?" We, likely, did not know. But now we do! Most of us would probably pick oversharing > small talk. So let's skip the thin veneer of social graces and go right for the existential jugular.


The Clammerer

Suddenly unable to piece together a sentence? Well, well, welp. Not everyone is a born orator but you take the "strong, silent type" to a whole NUTHER level. 


The Blurterer

Sometimes, those inside thoughts have to visit the outside world. Whether you want them to or not! Your brain has the megaphone, and it's not your fault the avalanche of feelings pours out of you.
 

The Guest Starrerer

Have you ever been having an important conversation over Zoom and suddenly A WILD PET OR FAMILY MEMBER APPEARED? When they upstage you, the focus suddenly shifts to them. Welcome new life cast member!

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We want to make celebrity interactions a positive, uplifting experience for everyone. No more tapping on a famous person’s shoulder at the urinal or interrupting their family brunch. 

Come hang out and be awkward with us instead! We walk the awk.

In revelry,
Momentus Team

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